1 00:00:01,420 --> 00:00:02,790 I know you think I'm crazy. 2 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:04,460 But it's not me. 3 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:06,360 It's the world. 4 00:00:06,990 --> 00:00:08,530 The world's gone mad. 5 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:10,820 Because... 6 00:00:10,860 --> 00:00:12,790 because Martians have invaded, but... 7 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:15,170 nobody seems to care! 8 00:00:16,210 --> 00:00:18,010 Take it easy, mister. 9 00:00:18,830 --> 00:00:20,340 Have a cup of joe. 10 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:25,290 I can't take it easy. 11 00:00:25,910 --> 00:00:27,600 I just saw one outside. 12 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:29,670 So, tell me, 13 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:31,940 what do these Martians look like? 14 00:00:32,130 --> 00:00:35,210 They... have giant heads 15 00:00:35,250 --> 00:00:37,000 and multiple appendages. 16 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:38,360 Yikes. 17 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:40,670 And they're, here to eat us or something? 18 00:00:40,710 --> 00:00:44,010 No. They have a ray of some kind... 19 00:00:44,410 --> 00:00:45,680 that makes us... 20 00:00:46,450 --> 00:00:47,680 forget. 21 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:49,150 Forget what? 22 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:52,280 - There! I just saw one. - Where? 23 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,350 Outside through that window. I just saw one of 'em. 24 00:00:54,390 --> 00:00:56,760 Hey, mister. 25 00:00:56,790 --> 00:01:00,130 That ain't a window. That's a mirror. 26 00:01:20,750 --> 00:01:22,280 What is this, 27 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:24,880 some kind of sick joke, Buddy? 28 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:29,290 It's no joke. 29 00:01:32,090 --> 00:01:34,590 And my name's not Buddy. 30 00:01:34,630 --> 00:01:37,060 Wait, what?! 31 00:01:38,870 --> 00:01:46,870 Synced and corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com. 32 00:02:19,410 --> 00:02:20,770 Hello. 33 00:02:20,810 --> 00:02:22,780 Mulder, it's me. Where have you been? 34 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,440 I've been trying your cell all day. 35 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:25,910 I was out squatchin'. 36 00:02:25,950 --> 00:02:27,310 - What? - Bigfoot hunting. 37 00:02:27,350 --> 00:02:28,980 I had my phone turned off. 38 00:02:29,020 --> 00:02:30,480 Did you have any luck? 39 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:33,120 No, but that's not really the point. 40 00:02:33,150 --> 00:02:36,320 I just had to get away from the madness for a little while. 41 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:39,460 It seems this past year all I've done is watch the news 42 00:02:39,490 --> 00:02:41,730 and worry that the country's gone insane. 43 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:44,160 I had to get out to nature. 44 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:45,776 You know, where it's simple and uncomplicated, 45 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:47,730 where it's just you and the elements. 46 00:02:48,190 --> 00:02:50,840 And possibly a cryptozoological, simianlike, 47 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:53,150 hairy humanoid with enormous feet. 48 00:02:53,180 --> 00:02:55,440 I think you just like saying "squatchin'." 49 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,210 We still on for dinner tomorrow night? 50 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:58,680 Yeah, I'll see you then. 51 00:02:58,950 --> 00:03:00,750 Hey, Scully, I ever tell you about the time 52 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:02,580 I found a Sasquatch footprint in the mud? 53 00:03:02,610 --> 00:03:04,850 - Yeah, you did. I... - It was 35 years ago, about. 54 00:03:04,890 --> 00:03:06,736 - Mulder, I've heard this before. - On the banks 55 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:09,166 - of the mighty Mogoagogo River. - Mulder, you already told me. 56 00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:10,766 - I got to go, got to go, Mulder. - In beautiful British Columbia. 57 00:03:10,790 --> 00:03:13,690 Scully? Scully? 58 00:03:48,430 --> 00:03:50,030 Mulder. 59 00:03:50,060 --> 00:03:51,430 It's me. 60 00:03:51,470 --> 00:03:53,100 Now, II know you're surprised to see me. 61 00:03:53,130 --> 00:03:55,100 I thought we were all done after... 62 00:03:55,140 --> 00:03:56,700 you know, that last case. 63 00:03:57,410 --> 00:03:59,440 I've stumbled on the conspiracy to... 64 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,420 to end all conspiracies. 65 00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:05,070 Who are you? 66 00:04:07,550 --> 00:04:09,510 So they have already gotten to you. 67 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:13,250 How did you know how to contact me? To meet me here? 68 00:04:13,290 --> 00:04:15,720 I... It had to be someplace safe. 69 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:16,970 They... 70 00:04:17,660 --> 00:04:20,590 they'd kill us if they had the chance. 71 00:04:20,630 --> 00:04:21,990 And who are "they"? 72 00:04:22,030 --> 00:04:24,310 They are why you don't remember. 73 00:04:24,550 --> 00:04:27,130 Why aren't people getting probed by aliens anymore? 74 00:04:27,170 --> 00:04:29,340 You used to know, but they made you forget... 75 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:32,000 so that you wouldn't remember me. 76 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,840 Look, what is this all about? 77 00:04:33,980 --> 00:04:36,780 My God. Look, there's no way for me to make you understand 78 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:38,840 without me seeming like a crazed madman. 79 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:40,850 It's a little late for that. 80 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:46,620 I think your ride is here. 81 00:04:47,790 --> 00:04:49,520 The first Twilight Zone episode 82 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:51,306 you ever saw... it was "The Lost Martian," right? 83 00:04:51,330 --> 00:04:53,330 You remember that? 84 00:04:53,890 --> 00:04:55,160 And if I do? 85 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:57,630 That Twilight Zone episode... 86 00:04:58,060 --> 00:04:59,670 doesn't exist. 87 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:01,700 It never did. 88 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:07,810 Were you followed? 89 00:05:08,810 --> 00:05:10,440 Who is that? 90 00:05:12,910 --> 00:05:14,710 It would be a hell of a twist 91 00:05:14,750 --> 00:05:16,650 if it were Rod Serling. 92 00:05:26,390 --> 00:05:28,710 Submitted for your approval. 93 00:05:31,170 --> 00:05:34,000 No, it's not in here, either. 94 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:35,630 Mulder, what I don't understand 95 00:05:35,670 --> 00:05:38,070 is how this guy knew 96 00:05:38,110 --> 00:05:39,670 about your secret rendezvous signal. 97 00:05:39,710 --> 00:05:41,150 Who cares about any of that, Scully? 98 00:05:41,180 --> 00:05:42,910 I can't find "The Lost Martian." 99 00:05:42,940 --> 00:05:45,300 WhWhen he said that that episode 100 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:46,586 of The Twilight Zone didn't exist, 101 00:05:46,610 --> 00:05:49,280 that's when I knew he was a crazy person. It's a classic. 102 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:50,680 So I came home, and I checked 103 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:52,550 my box DVD set, and it wasn't on there. 104 00:05:52,590 --> 00:05:54,460 I checked all my episode guidebooks. 105 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:55,420 No mention of it. 106 00:05:55,460 --> 00:05:57,860 I searched online. Nothing. 107 00:05:57,890 --> 00:05:59,890 So now I'm going through my tapes because I'm sure 108 00:05:59,930 --> 00:06:01,530 I recorded it at some point. 109 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:04,000 Well, maybe it's one of those other shows, like... 110 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,730 Outer Limits or... 111 00:06:05,770 --> 00:06:07,606 Confuse The Twilight Zone with The Outer Limits? 112 00:06:07,630 --> 00:06:09,840 Do you even know me?! 113 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:12,840 Can we talk about this over dinner, please? 114 00:06:12,870 --> 00:06:15,040 II'm not gonna be able to eat until I find this. 115 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:16,550 Ever again. 116 00:06:17,140 --> 00:06:19,410 It can't be that good of an episode. 117 00:06:19,450 --> 00:06:21,910 Itlt'sit's not about the episode, Scully. 118 00:06:21,950 --> 00:06:23,350 It's about my memory 119 00:06:23,380 --> 00:06:25,600 of seeing my first Twilight Zone. 120 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:27,520 It changed me. 121 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:28,850 You don't forget that. 122 00:06:28,890 --> 00:06:30,460 I was eight years old. 123 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:32,220 My parents let me stay up till midnight 124 00:06:32,260 --> 00:06:34,760 because that was back in the day when it only aired, 125 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:37,400 you know, late at night on some local channel. 126 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:39,450 Wait, what?! 127 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:43,300 And my name's not Buddy. 128 00:06:43,340 --> 00:06:45,740 - Now I get it. - Wait, what?! 129 00:06:46,910 --> 00:06:48,430 I remember it all so clearly, 130 00:06:49,050 --> 00:06:50,580 as if it just happened. 131 00:06:58,510 --> 00:07:00,190 He stand you up again? 132 00:07:04,310 --> 00:07:07,730 Are you that guy that met with Mulder last night? 133 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:10,400 What gave it away, Skulls? 134 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:12,460 He mentioned 135 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:13,670 the forehead sweat. 136 00:07:14,030 --> 00:07:15,730 I need you to help me find someone. 137 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:17,600 Who? 138 00:07:18,030 --> 00:07:19,410 Me. 139 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,340 They... 140 00:07:21,380 --> 00:07:23,810 they're trying to erase me! 141 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:25,140 Skulls, look, I can prove it. 142 00:07:25,180 --> 00:07:26,960 Hey, I'm armed. 143 00:07:27,550 --> 00:07:29,550 Just... 144 00:07:37,060 --> 00:07:38,130 Wh... 145 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:42,160 WhWhere did you find this? 146 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,900 My fingerprints are on that box. 147 00:07:46,330 --> 00:07:47,900 Just prove that I'm real! 148 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:51,930 WWait! 149 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:53,810 Who... 150 00:08:08,870 --> 00:08:10,506 Let me... LLet me, let me get this straight. 151 00:08:10,530 --> 00:08:13,690 WhWhen it cools, it forms into three different layers, 152 00:08:13,740 --> 00:08:16,770 with three different textures, all from the same mix? 153 00:08:16,810 --> 00:08:18,970 How has this never been an XFile? 154 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:22,640 II have such wonderful memories associated with it. 155 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:24,980 I remember my mom making it. 156 00:08:25,010 --> 00:08:28,180 I remember family vacations over the summer holidays, 157 00:08:28,210 --> 00:08:30,920 and Fourth of July, fireworks, 158 00:08:30,950 --> 00:08:33,590 America, God, love. 159 00:08:33,620 --> 00:08:35,590 That's some JellO. 160 00:08:35,620 --> 00:08:37,220 I mean, just the cherry flavor. 161 00:08:37,260 --> 00:08:39,330 The lemonlime tasted like leprechaun taint. 162 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:42,400 But II have literally been looking for this for decades. 163 00:08:42,430 --> 00:08:45,700 But every time I look for GoopO ABC, everyone says, 164 00:08:45,730 --> 00:08:48,570 "No, you must be thinking about JellO 123." 165 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,040 It's the Mandela Effect. 166 00:08:50,070 --> 00:08:51,940 - What do you mean? - When someone has 167 00:08:51,970 --> 00:08:53,870 a memory of something that's not shared 168 00:08:53,910 --> 00:08:56,510 by the majority or the factual record. 169 00:08:57,160 --> 00:08:59,086 For instance, there are some people that have a memory 170 00:08:59,110 --> 00:09:02,750 of seeing a movie called Shazaam, starring Sinbad 171 00:09:02,780 --> 00:09:05,550 as an irrepressible genie, even after it's pointed out to them 172 00:09:05,590 --> 00:09:07,950 that they're probably thinking of a movie called Kazaam, 173 00:09:07,990 --> 00:09:10,060 starring Shaquille O'Neal as an irrepressible genie, 174 00:09:10,090 --> 00:09:13,760 especially 'cause a movie called Shazaam was never made. 175 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:15,660 But what if I don't remember either movie? 176 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:18,340 - You win! - But, Mulder, 177 00:09:18,370 --> 00:09:20,270 isn't your false Twilight Zone memory 178 00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:21,630 also a Mandela Effect? 179 00:09:21,670 --> 00:09:24,600 No, because my false memory is real. 180 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:28,240 But, again, how does this... mystery guy, 181 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:31,110 whose fingerprints came up with nothing, 182 00:09:31,150 --> 00:09:33,150 how does he even know about these, 183 00:09:33,180 --> 00:09:34,326 these secret memories of ours? 184 00:09:34,350 --> 00:09:35,980 You can ask him yourself tonight. 185 00:09:36,020 --> 00:09:37,980 I already taped an "X" to the window this morning. 186 00:09:38,020 --> 00:09:40,050 But that's your secret rendezvous signal. 187 00:09:40,550 --> 00:09:42,820 I don't want to intrude. 188 00:09:43,430 --> 00:09:45,760 He clearly wants you involved, Scully. 189 00:09:46,430 --> 00:09:48,430 Come on, it'll be like a date. 190 00:09:55,060 --> 00:09:56,570 Well, this is romantic. 191 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:57,970 Isn't it? 192 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:19,860 So, who are you? 193 00:10:19,890 --> 00:10:21,460 I think my name is Reggie. 194 00:10:22,010 --> 00:10:23,960 Reggie something. 195 00:10:24,550 --> 00:10:28,870 Well, Mr. Something, you want to tell us what this is all about? 196 00:10:29,350 --> 00:10:32,310 Like all lifequestioning revelations, 197 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,010 it came to me while I was moving. 198 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:36,440 Not myself, but my mother. 199 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:38,720 And when unpacking her stuff, I came across a bunch 200 00:10:38,740 --> 00:10:40,110 of old things of mine she kept. 201 00:10:40,980 --> 00:10:43,540 Remembering my mom reading Dr. Wuzzle books to me 202 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,650 is one of the fondest memories I have. 203 00:10:47,070 --> 00:10:50,020 But... when I looked more closely at the book's cover, 204 00:10:50,060 --> 00:10:51,806 well, that's when the woozlewozzleblooberblubs 205 00:10:51,830 --> 00:10:52,930 really hit the fan. 206 00:10:52,970 --> 00:10:53,930 Wait, what? 207 00:10:53,970 --> 00:10:55,820 Because Dr. Wuzzle's name was spelled different 208 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:58,030 than how I remembered... not with two Ss, 209 00:10:58,070 --> 00:10:59,370 but with two Zs. 210 00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:03,000 What's happening?! 211 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:06,510 - It's the Mandela Effect. - The what effect? 212 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:08,670 The Mandela Effect. When someone has a memory 213 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:12,080 that doesn't coincide with everybody else's or the facts. 214 00:11:12,110 --> 00:11:14,050 So named because some people have a memory 215 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:16,420 of hearing that Nelson Mandela died in the '80s 216 00:11:16,450 --> 00:11:19,690 while imprisoned, when, in fact, he died a free man in 2013. 217 00:11:20,230 --> 00:11:22,860 No. It's called the Mengele Effect 218 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,690 because people have a memory 219 00:11:24,730 --> 00:11:28,590 of Josef Mengele getting apprehended in Ohio in 1970. 220 00:11:28,630 --> 00:11:30,100 So, it's the Mengele Effect. 221 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,100 The Mandela Effect has been 222 00:11:32,130 --> 00:11:33,680 an Internet meme for almost a decade. 223 00:11:33,700 --> 00:11:35,170 It's always been called that. 224 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:38,670 See, you're having a Mengele Effect about the Mandela Effect. 225 00:11:39,070 --> 00:11:41,070 I should know because of how I found out about it. 226 00:11:41,110 --> 00:11:42,940 My search led me to a... 227 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:46,550 historical repository of vintage Americana. 228 00:11:52,390 --> 00:11:56,890 Excuse me... do you have any old Dr. Wuzzle books? 229 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:59,690 That's something somebody might actually want, so, no. 230 00:11:59,730 --> 00:12:03,430 I do have something over in the political shame section 231 00:12:03,460 --> 00:12:05,200 that might interest you. 232 00:12:10,170 --> 00:12:16,480 It's a cartoon that Dr. Wuzzle drew back in 1940. 233 00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:20,380 Damn it, it's still wrong! 234 00:12:20,420 --> 00:12:23,150 Easy, easy! If you're gonna break something, 235 00:12:23,180 --> 00:12:25,050 use the Evel Knievel doll. 236 00:12:25,090 --> 00:12:26,750 It'll make it more authentic. 237 00:12:27,550 --> 00:12:28,550 What? No. 238 00:12:28,590 --> 00:12:30,180 I'm sorry. Itit... 239 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:34,560 I remember his name being spelled in a different way. 240 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,630 Boy. Sounds like somebody's suffering 241 00:12:37,670 --> 00:12:40,400 from the Mengele Effect. 242 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:43,270 See? It's called the Mengele Effect. 243 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:44,600 That doesn't prove anything. 244 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:46,740 D... Just trust me, okay? 245 00:12:46,770 --> 00:12:49,340 I've done a lot of research into this since then. 246 00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:52,950 And the shop owner himself was a bit of an expert on the topic. 247 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:55,510 It all started a couple years ago... people coming in 248 00:12:55,550 --> 00:12:57,450 looking for some fondlyremembered item 249 00:12:57,490 --> 00:12:59,920 from their past, and I'd show it to them, 250 00:12:59,950 --> 00:13:01,820 but there's always something just a little off. 251 00:13:01,860 --> 00:13:03,590 And they'd be like, "No", 252 00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:06,130 I remember the logo being racist in a different way." 253 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,336 It's like everybody's recall was just a little out of whack. 254 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:09,650 Yeah, yeah. 255 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:13,100 And I think the government knows about it. 256 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:15,000 Whatwhat do you mean? 257 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,410 Come on, the government always knows more than they let on. 258 00:13:17,450 --> 00:13:19,710 For instance, do you think that the government 259 00:13:19,740 --> 00:13:22,510 didn't know, when this was being sold back in the '70s, 260 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,380 that it wasn't full of carcinogens? 261 00:13:24,410 --> 00:13:28,440 They know the truth about the... Mengele Effect. 262 00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:31,220 That's when I launched my own investigation 263 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:32,350 into the phenomenon. 264 00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:33,820 The Mengele Effect is being 265 00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:36,060 intentionally orchestrated by someone. 266 00:13:36,090 --> 00:13:38,320 Who? And to what end? 267 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,130 For the simple reasons that Orwell said. 268 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:42,660 "He who controls the past controls the future." 269 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:46,830 The ability to manipulate memory creates unlimited power... 270 00:13:46,870 --> 00:13:49,030 political, economical, cultural. 271 00:13:49,070 --> 00:13:51,900 It runs the gamut from Holocaust denial 272 00:13:51,940 --> 00:13:53,570 to corporate product recognition. 273 00:13:53,610 --> 00:13:55,740 There are companies who are willing to pay anything, 274 00:13:55,780 --> 00:13:57,810 do anything, to have people forget 275 00:13:57,850 --> 00:14:01,700 that their products explode on impact or suddenly catch fire. 276 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:03,520 Companies like G... 277 00:14:03,550 --> 00:14:07,130 spending billions in profit to repress these memories. 278 00:14:07,660 --> 00:14:09,186 Thethe only thing I haven't been able to do is 279 00:14:09,210 --> 00:14:11,220 to figure out how they're doing it. 280 00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:12,700 They can't. 281 00:14:13,090 --> 00:14:15,220 II'm sorry, but this is ridiculous. 282 00:14:15,260 --> 00:14:17,040 I mean, the Mandela Effect is simp... 283 00:14:17,180 --> 00:14:18,630 It's the Mengele Effect, guys. 284 00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:20,076 It's the Mengele Effect. Just say it. 285 00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:23,770 Is simply people misremembering stuff. 286 00:14:23,810 --> 00:14:29,740 But maybe... this is actually evidence of a parallel universe. 287 00:14:29,780 --> 00:14:31,440 - Wait, what?! - Wait, what?! 288 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:32,839 So maybe ththese differences 289 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:35,210 in collective memories are actually evidence of 290 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:38,380 of our universe somehow becoming intertwined with another, 291 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,950 if not identical, then very similar, universe. 292 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,330 So people's memories are correct. 293 00:14:42,370 --> 00:14:43,770 They're just remembering something 294 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,176 that happened in another dimension. 295 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,600 Hence, the discrepancies. 296 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:47,910 That's science, Scully. 297 00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:51,830 - Theoretical science, at best, Mulder. - Yeah. 298 00:14:51,870 --> 00:14:54,010 We're not gonna do this parallel universe, 299 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,480 scifi gobbledygook, nerd boy, okay? 300 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:57,660 So just, please, drop it. 301 00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,550 Because that crap gives me a headache. 302 00:14:59,580 --> 00:15:00,300 It's a lot better 303 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:03,520 than some evil entity zapping people's brains 304 00:15:03,550 --> 00:15:04,620 with a hypnoray gun? 305 00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:06,310 I never mentioned a hypnoray gun... 306 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,089 Guys... 307 00:15:08,090 --> 00:15:11,730 it's faulty memory because Occam's razor. 308 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,430 That's "Ozzie's razor," not Occam's. 309 00:15:13,470 --> 00:15:15,530 It's always been Ozzie's razor. 310 00:15:15,570 --> 00:15:17,500 Maybe in a parallel universe it is, 311 00:15:17,540 --> 00:15:19,400 but in still yet another universe, 312 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,610 it's perhaps known as "Occam's ax." 313 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,360 It's not parallel universes! 314 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:25,230 Now, look, 315 00:15:25,260 --> 00:15:28,610 since I'm the only one with any proof of this insidious plot... 316 00:15:28,650 --> 00:15:30,780 What proof? You've yet to offer any proof. 317 00:15:30,820 --> 00:15:33,850 Proof is in the fact that once I uncovered what they were up to, 318 00:15:33,890 --> 00:15:36,050 they turned the Mengele Effect on me. 319 00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:38,390 Just, look. 320 00:15:39,810 --> 00:15:42,090 It's my high school yearbook my mom kept, right? 321 00:15:42,130 --> 00:15:47,380 There is not a single picture of me in here... anywhere. 322 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:50,320 There's not any inscriptions from my classmates here. 323 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:52,730 No "Have a great summer," "You were funny in math class." 324 00:15:52,770 --> 00:15:55,810 Nothing. It's like I never even went to this school. 325 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,980 Maybe you did, but in a parallel universe. 326 00:15:58,020 --> 00:16:00,380 Exactly... Knock that off. 327 00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:03,420 Reggie, none of us remember our high school years 328 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:04,620 with much accuracy. 329 00:16:04,650 --> 00:16:09,250 Skulls, I wish this was about my own psychological issues. 330 00:16:09,290 --> 00:16:12,490 That way, the memorabilia shop owner would still be alive. 331 00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:14,830 When I went back to tell him about the conspiracy 332 00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:17,660 to manipulate memory, and to see if he had those little... 333 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,500 Do you guys remember the little candies 334 00:16:19,530 --> 00:16:21,430 that were shaped like watermelon slices, 335 00:16:21,470 --> 00:16:23,400 but they taste like coconut? 336 00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:26,970 When I went back, they had silenced him. 337 00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:35,310 They had impaled him with a lawn dart. 338 00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:39,950 I'm sorry, but 339 00:16:39,990 --> 00:16:41,950 what's a lawn dart? 340 00:16:41,990 --> 00:16:44,760 It's this kid's game, where you would try 341 00:16:44,790 --> 00:16:47,160 to throw these minimetallic javelins into the air 342 00:16:47,190 --> 00:16:49,430 onto these rings that you put on a lawn. 343 00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:51,760 And they sold these to kids? 344 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,770 We were made of sterner stuff back then, Scully. 345 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,530 Well, it just sounds like an accidental death to me. 346 00:16:57,570 --> 00:17:01,010 No! No, that's what they want you to believe! 347 00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:06,640 Sounds like your ride's here. 348 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,650 - You're not... - She thinks I'm just some kind of 349 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,460 conspiracy nut. Well, you know what? 350 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,140 A conspiracy nut is right twice a day. 351 00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:14,690 No, that's a broken clock. 352 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,320 Okay, it still applies because 353 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:18,036 they want you to think all conspiracies are nutty, 354 00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:20,720 so you will ignore the ones that are true. 355 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:23,660 Reggie, take it from a fellow nut, okay? 356 00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:26,500 At some point, you're gonna have to explain who "they" are. 357 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,380 You keep on referring to this omnipresent, mysterious "they" 358 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,500 to give intentionality to random events, 359 00:17:32,540 --> 00:17:34,710 or external explanations for psychological ones. 360 00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:36,340 But there's no "they" there. 361 00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:38,510 Who is "they"? 362 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:42,810 This guy! 363 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,120 He is They! 364 00:17:52,890 --> 00:17:54,460 This is the story of a man named They. 365 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,660 Dr. Thaddeus Q. They, a neuroscientist 366 00:17:56,690 --> 00:18:00,200 who has discovered a way to manipulate collective memory. 367 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:03,360 Most people have never heard of him, or rather, they have, 368 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,720 but he has manipulated their memories to make them forget 369 00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:06,840 that they ever have. 370 00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:08,500 While working on NASA's 371 00:18:08,530 --> 00:18:10,810 top secret Operation Soy Bomb, 372 00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:14,210 involving future, oneway space flights beyond our realm, 373 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:17,680 Dr. They devised a technique to change specific memories, 374 00:18:17,710 --> 00:18:20,410 which would allow astronauts to complete their mission 375 00:18:20,450 --> 00:18:23,600 without being weighed down by thoughts of life back on Earth. 376 00:18:23,630 --> 00:18:25,400 However, Dr. They was fired 377 00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:26,930 for also making the astronauts think 378 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,050 that they were chimpanzees. 379 00:18:30,030 --> 00:18:31,930 He perfected his research while at the U.S. 380 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,500 university hospital in Grenada, 381 00:18:33,540 --> 00:18:35,270 and now applies his method for a number 382 00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:37,540 of unknown, mysterious clients. 383 00:18:37,570 --> 00:18:39,770 His memory manipulations have run the gamut 384 00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:41,280 from Holocaust denial 385 00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:42,780 to corporate product recognition 386 00:18:42,810 --> 00:18:44,690 to making people forget he, himself, 387 00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:46,660 once starred as an irrepressible genie 388 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:48,680 in a movie called KaBlaam! 389 00:18:48,820 --> 00:18:50,420 Dr. They has not been heard of 390 00:18:50,450 --> 00:18:52,360 for many years, but rumors swirled 391 00:18:52,420 --> 00:18:54,720 that he was at the last presidential inauguration, 392 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,530 where, amongst the hundreds of millions who attended, 393 00:18:57,660 --> 00:19:00,900 he was seen occupying the last remaining seat available. 394 00:19:00,930 --> 00:19:03,630 And as to his motivations for being there, 395 00:19:03,670 --> 00:19:07,870 and what exactly he is up to now, we have no way of knowing. 396 00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:09,900 Or perhaps we once did, 397 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,290 but have since been made to forget. 398 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:16,279 What the hell was that? 399 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,710 That video was... 400 00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:19,210 unbelievable. 401 00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:21,220 You want to hear unbelievable, 402 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:22,780 check out some of these comments. 403 00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:25,650 "I think the editing could have been tighter." 404 00:19:25,690 --> 00:19:27,290 This jerk just says, "Meh." 405 00:19:28,540 --> 00:19:30,420 When I stumbled across this on the Darknet, 406 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,460 I tried to confirm as much of it as I could, 407 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:35,000 but I was only able to verify the most important part... 408 00:19:35,030 --> 00:19:36,330 the Grenada thing. 409 00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:38,430 That was the most important part? 410 00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:41,900 Tell me, Little Miss Skeptic, why did we invade Grenada? 411 00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:44,940 When was that again? 412 00:19:44,970 --> 00:19:46,850 There was a Marxist overthrow of the government, 413 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,980 and Reagan was concerned about some U.S. students 414 00:19:49,010 --> 00:19:50,480 at a university hospital. 415 00:19:50,510 --> 00:19:52,300 Okay, now you're just... 416 00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:53,830 - What? - You're just embarrassing 417 00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:55,150 yourself at this point. 418 00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:57,920 Those were the official reasons, 419 00:19:57,950 --> 00:20:00,620 but no one really remembers the reasons, 420 00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:03,390 not even me, and I was there! 421 00:20:05,530 --> 00:20:07,600 And I found this amongst my mom's stuff. 422 00:20:07,630 --> 00:20:09,960 I wrote it when I was in Grenada, when I was 18, 423 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,190 to be read when I turned 50. 424 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:18,970 "To myself at age 50. 425 00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,660 Always remember..." 426 00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:24,040 And the rest of the letter's redacted. 427 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,550 Who redacted it? 428 00:20:25,830 --> 00:20:27,520 I think I did when I wrote it. 429 00:20:27,550 --> 00:20:30,180 It was meant as kind of a joke, but... I mean, that kind 430 00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:31,826 of stuff was funny to me when I was a kid. 431 00:20:31,850 --> 00:20:33,320 Okay, what does this prove? 432 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,510 You're missing the most important part. 433 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:40,660 A Grenada UFO stamp. 434 00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,560 - Yeah. - What's that? 435 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,800 The Prime Minister of Grenada once advocated in front 436 00:20:44,830 --> 00:20:47,670 of the U.N. for the creation of a department of UFO research. 437 00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:50,370 Hehe issued these stamps to raise money for that effort. 438 00:20:50,410 --> 00:20:53,140 After he was deposed, he confessed that a UFO 439 00:20:53,180 --> 00:20:55,000 had crashed off their coast, and a dead alien 440 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,840 had been recovered from the waters. 441 00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:00,200 Correct, except for one detail. 442 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:03,280 The alien wasn't dead! 443 00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:06,340 Now, I was a med student at that hospital. 444 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,496 That's where they brought in the semiconscious alien, 445 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:11,890 and Dr. They was in charge of trying to save it. 446 00:21:11,930 --> 00:21:14,159 Apparently the alien had been sent to Earth 447 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,830 to warn us about the holes in the ozone layer. 448 00:21:16,870 --> 00:21:19,730 One of his people would return in 35 years to see 449 00:21:19,770 --> 00:21:22,600 if we had managed to avoid environmental catastrophe. 450 00:21:36,790 --> 00:21:39,640 Now, I only caught glimpses of their conversation. 451 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:42,560 The two of them talked alien telepathically. 452 00:21:42,590 --> 00:21:45,110 I will telepathically transfer to you 453 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:48,600 all our knowledge of what you call "the brain." 454 00:21:48,630 --> 00:21:51,070 But that's when the invasion occurred 455 00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:52,740 and the men from the government showed up. 456 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,130 Wait, what? 457 00:22:05,180 --> 00:22:07,410 I don't know if I repressed the memory 458 00:22:07,450 --> 00:22:09,930 or Dr. They erased my mind, but... 459 00:22:10,350 --> 00:22:11,940 seeing that stamp, 460 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:14,390 it all came flooding back to me. 461 00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:17,060 Now we're dealing with recovered memories? 462 00:22:17,090 --> 00:22:20,530 II'm sorry. I'm out. 463 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,300 Reggie, what you 464 00:22:23,330 --> 00:22:25,910 told us is theoretically possible. 465 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,670 But more likely in another universe. 466 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,170 The one thing I didn't forget 467 00:22:34,210 --> 00:22:36,140 was the telepathic screams of that alien. 468 00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:39,110 No, wait, what are you...? Hey.. 469 00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:41,150 No... 470 00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:42,920 I wanted to know where the men 471 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,150 from the government took him. 472 00:22:45,190 --> 00:22:47,590 That's when I dropped out of med school, 473 00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:49,350 joined the FBI. 474 00:22:50,350 --> 00:22:52,160 And that's how I started the XFiles. 475 00:22:55,230 --> 00:22:56,860 That's right. 476 00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:58,470 We used to be partners! 477 00:23:23,130 --> 00:23:24,060 Yeah. Mulder. 478 00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:25,860 - Foxy. - Hey, Reggie. What's up? 479 00:23:25,940 --> 00:23:28,370 Got this really cool poster for the office, man. 480 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:31,580 I think you're gonna flip over it. 481 00:23:32,690 --> 00:23:35,470 Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's 482 00:23:35,510 --> 00:23:37,140 most unwanted. 483 00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:41,680 Move along, sugar boobs. 484 00:23:41,710 --> 00:23:44,750 This is the XFiles. No women allowed. 485 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:57,130 That guy is so creepy. 486 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,560 Changes world history. 487 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,700 And then Columbus never discovers America. 488 00:24:02,740 --> 00:24:05,470 Man never lands on the moon. 489 00:24:05,510 --> 00:24:08,040 The U.S. never invades Grenada. 490 00:24:08,070 --> 00:24:09,570 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 491 00:24:09,610 --> 00:24:11,420 What's this about Grenada? 492 00:24:14,350 --> 00:24:16,150 Guys, if this turns out to be killer cats, 493 00:24:16,180 --> 00:24:18,050 I'm gonna be very disappointed. 494 00:24:18,850 --> 00:24:21,320 She's their mother. 495 00:24:21,350 --> 00:24:23,550 Wait, if she's their mother, how can she be their... 496 00:24:25,970 --> 00:24:27,160 Boy. 497 00:24:44,110 --> 00:24:46,180 All those memories... 498 00:24:46,210 --> 00:24:49,620 You guys mean to tell me you don't remember any of that? 499 00:24:50,370 --> 00:24:51,830 Not even... 500 00:24:52,290 --> 00:24:54,380 our last case together? 501 00:24:56,670 --> 00:24:58,660 This is the Mengele Effect in action. 502 00:24:58,690 --> 00:25:01,090 Dr. They is using it against us because he knows 503 00:25:01,130 --> 00:25:03,430 that we are the only team capable of stopping him. 504 00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:06,190 There is no Dr. They. 505 00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:07,700 Really? 506 00:25:07,730 --> 00:25:09,640 Well, tell that to his henchmen. 507 00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:14,210 And he sent more of them. 508 00:25:26,050 --> 00:25:29,220 What are you doing here? 509 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,260 You don't know? 510 00:25:34,210 --> 00:25:36,880 The legend that I've heard so much about 511 00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:38,430 would have already figured out who this guy was 512 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:39,546 that you've been talking to, 513 00:25:39,570 --> 00:25:42,550 and why we were asked to find out why you are. 514 00:25:43,070 --> 00:25:45,240 But I guess that's how things go: 515 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,300 You start out a rebel, 516 00:25:47,340 --> 00:25:49,510 but then you get fat. 517 00:25:49,540 --> 00:25:51,510 And the next thing you know... 518 00:25:51,540 --> 00:25:52,980 you're deep state. 519 00:25:53,410 --> 00:25:54,810 Sad. 520 00:26:00,550 --> 00:26:02,320 Do you know who I am? 521 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,230 I'm Fox Mulder. 522 00:26:04,270 --> 00:26:06,670 I was fighting the power and breaking conspiracies 523 00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:09,860 before you saw your first chemtrail, you punks. 524 00:26:09,900 --> 00:26:12,840 I'm Fox freaking Mulder, you punks! 525 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,500 I'm Fox Mulder! 526 00:26:14,530 --> 00:26:16,100 Fox Mulder! 527 00:26:16,140 --> 00:26:18,040 So this moron's father 528 00:26:18,070 --> 00:26:19,500 is somehow connected there. 529 00:26:19,540 --> 00:26:20,940 Reggie... 530 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:27,780 To Bob Dylan, whose '98 Grammy performance 531 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,696 is remembered by millions because a half naked man 532 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,750 with the words "soy bomb" written on his chest 533 00:26:31,780 --> 00:26:34,390 jumped onstage and started dancing like a spaz. 534 00:26:34,420 --> 00:26:36,690 But no official video of the incident exists. 535 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,260 Did it even happen? 536 00:26:38,290 --> 00:26:40,720 Seven years later, the band Eels releases a song, 537 00:26:40,780 --> 00:26:41,936 "Whatever Happened to Soy Bomb?" 538 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,420 A coded message? 539 00:26:43,450 --> 00:26:45,200 Especially because the band's lead singer, 540 00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:47,070 the son of Hugh Everett III, who originated 541 00:26:47,110 --> 00:26:49,180 the manyworlds interpretation of quantum physics... 542 00:26:49,210 --> 00:26:51,280 and I'm right back to parallel universes again. 543 00:26:52,980 --> 00:26:54,940 It's true, Scully, I've lost the plot. 544 00:26:54,970 --> 00:26:56,540 I can't find the hidden connections 545 00:26:56,580 --> 00:26:57,700 between things anymore. 546 00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,040 The world has become too crazy 547 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,920 for even my conspiratorial powers. 548 00:27:00,980 --> 00:27:02,596 Maybe you've just lost your taste for it, 549 00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:04,920 especially after all this "birther" stuff. 550 00:27:05,590 --> 00:27:07,130 Maybe. 551 00:27:08,820 --> 00:27:11,090 Maybe it's just realizing the absurdity 552 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:13,390 of an evil doctor named They. 553 00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:19,800 Mulder. 554 00:27:21,270 --> 00:27:24,440 When? Where? 555 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:29,840 Who was that? 556 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,440 Dr. They. 557 00:27:54,070 --> 00:27:56,470 Dr. They, I presume? 558 00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,800 Kids today don't even know what this means. 559 00:28:01,410 --> 00:28:02,470 Why should they? 560 00:28:02,510 --> 00:28:04,640 I mean, when's the last time someone admitted 561 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,480 doing something they were ashamed of? 562 00:28:07,510 --> 00:28:09,750 Even if caught on tape doing it, they just say, 563 00:28:09,780 --> 00:28:12,420 "Well, that was taken out of context." 564 00:28:12,460 --> 00:28:14,720 Yes, but why are you shaming me? 565 00:28:15,610 --> 00:28:18,520 Someone who's spent his life seeking the truth 566 00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:21,060 behind every great conspiracy, 567 00:28:21,090 --> 00:28:24,260 and you're only now finding out about me? 568 00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:27,930 Perhaps it just goes to show 569 00:28:27,970 --> 00:28:29,700 how good you are at hiding in the shadows. 570 00:28:29,740 --> 00:28:32,300 Who's hiding? I'm in the phone book. 571 00:28:32,340 --> 00:28:34,550 But nobody knows what's a phone book anymore. 572 00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:37,340 I have to admit, what little I know of you 573 00:28:37,380 --> 00:28:39,410 I got from a rather dubious online video. 574 00:28:39,450 --> 00:28:42,010 Did you like that? I made it. 575 00:28:42,050 --> 00:28:46,080 "Phony fake news." 576 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,550 It's a presentation of real facts, 577 00:28:48,590 --> 00:28:51,760 but in a way that assures no one will believe any of it. 578 00:28:51,790 --> 00:28:52,890 To what end? 579 00:28:52,930 --> 00:28:55,530 The bitter end. 580 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,590 Which is why, when I became aware 581 00:28:57,630 --> 00:29:00,430 that you were finally aware of me, 582 00:29:00,470 --> 00:29:03,330 I felt a professional courtesy to meet with you 583 00:29:03,370 --> 00:29:05,900 and to tell you this in person... 584 00:29:06,630 --> 00:29:08,110 you're dead. 585 00:29:09,780 --> 00:29:11,540 That came out wrong. 586 00:29:11,580 --> 00:29:13,380 I'm sorry. 587 00:29:13,410 --> 00:29:14,610 I didn't mean to scare you. 588 00:29:14,650 --> 00:29:16,050 I meant your time, 589 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,350 Agent Mulder, youryour time has passed. 590 00:29:20,020 --> 00:29:23,450 Okay. So, what is, or what was my time? 591 00:29:23,490 --> 00:29:26,220 Well, it's a time when people of power thought 592 00:29:26,260 --> 00:29:29,460 that they could keep their secrets secret 593 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:33,400 and were willing to do anything to keep it that way. 594 00:29:33,430 --> 00:29:35,630 Those days are passed. Gone. 595 00:29:35,670 --> 00:29:38,570 We're now living in a postcoverup, 596 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,900 postconspiracy age. 597 00:29:40,940 --> 00:29:43,210 NNo doubt, the kids will come up with 598 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,440 some catchphrase for it. 599 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:48,310 "Poco" or something. They'll say, like, 600 00:29:48,350 --> 00:29:50,910 "That's so poco." 601 00:29:50,950 --> 00:29:53,050 It'll make you wish you really were dead. 602 00:29:53,420 --> 00:29:56,150 As long as the truth gets out... 603 00:29:56,190 --> 00:29:59,560 They don't really care whether the truth gets out, 604 00:29:59,590 --> 00:30:01,430 because the public no longer knows 605 00:30:01,460 --> 00:30:03,270 what's meant by "the truth." 606 00:30:04,530 --> 00:30:06,060 - What do you mean? - Well, I mean, 607 00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:07,770 no one can tell the difference anymore 608 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,189 between what's real and what's fake. 609 00:30:10,190 --> 00:30:13,660 There's still an objective truth, an objective reality. 610 00:30:13,700 --> 00:30:15,490 So what? 611 00:30:15,930 --> 00:30:18,570 I mean, you take this Mandela Effect. 612 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,840 Well, in the old days, I would never have come out 613 00:30:21,870 --> 00:30:24,260 and admitted to you that, yes, 614 00:30:24,300 --> 00:30:26,770 I can change people's collective memories. 615 00:30:26,810 --> 00:30:29,490 And that would have meant that I could control the past. 616 00:30:29,530 --> 00:30:32,210 And if that's true... well, as Orson Welles once said, 617 00:30:32,250 --> 00:30:35,350 "He who controls the past, controls the future." 618 00:30:35,380 --> 00:30:37,280 It was George Orwell that said that. 619 00:30:38,050 --> 00:30:39,550 Well, for now maybe. 620 00:30:39,590 --> 00:30:43,290 Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, 621 00:30:43,330 --> 00:30:46,499 right out in the open, because it doesn't matter 622 00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:47,460 who knows about it. 623 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:50,520 They won't know whether to believe it or not. 624 00:30:50,730 --> 00:30:53,200 To be honest, I'm not believing any of this. 625 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,020 Well, believe what you want to believe... 626 00:30:55,060 --> 00:30:57,200 that's what everybody does nowadays anyway. 627 00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:00,070 You're only proving my point, you twit. 628 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:04,770 But, full disclosure, you're right. 629 00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:06,910 I can't control people's minds. 630 00:31:06,950 --> 00:31:09,550 Although it turns out you don't really have to. 631 00:31:09,590 --> 00:31:12,490 All you need is some people to think it's possible. 632 00:31:13,050 --> 00:31:16,220 And then you've sown the seeds of uncertainty. 633 00:31:16,260 --> 00:31:19,230 All you really need is a laptop. 634 00:31:19,260 --> 00:31:21,390 So that's what this has all been about? 635 00:31:21,430 --> 00:31:23,000 The spread of online disinformation? 636 00:31:23,030 --> 00:31:24,470 Maybe. 637 00:31:25,030 --> 00:31:27,400 You know, our current president once said 638 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,400 something truly profound. 639 00:31:29,790 --> 00:31:33,170 He said, "Nobody knows for sure." 640 00:31:34,460 --> 00:31:35,840 What was he referring to? 641 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,810 What does it matter? 642 00:32:05,980 --> 00:32:07,640 Mulder! 643 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:09,980 How the hell did you get in here? 644 00:32:10,010 --> 00:32:13,150 Foxy, what did you find out from They? 645 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,690 I'm not exactly sure what to think about any of it. 646 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,520 God. What did They do to you? 647 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,260 Look, that's exactly what they want you to think 648 00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:22,300 about everything. 649 00:32:22,380 --> 00:32:24,340 First thing I need to do is find out who you are. 650 00:32:24,380 --> 00:32:27,390 His name is Reginald Murgatroid. 651 00:32:29,010 --> 00:32:31,430 Using your yearbook, 652 00:32:31,470 --> 00:32:34,540 I tracked down your high school transcripts. 653 00:32:34,570 --> 00:32:36,870 You only spent a few weeks there, and you didn't graduate. 654 00:32:36,910 --> 00:32:40,140 But after completing your GEDs, you enlisted in the army 655 00:32:40,180 --> 00:32:43,910 and participated in the invasion of Grenada, 656 00:32:43,950 --> 00:32:48,620 where one of the resistance soldiers/construction workers 657 00:32:48,650 --> 00:32:50,550 hit you on the head with a shovel. 658 00:32:50,590 --> 00:32:52,650 You received medical assistance 659 00:32:52,690 --> 00:32:54,790 at the U.S. university hospital there. 660 00:32:54,830 --> 00:32:56,230 After your stint in the military, 661 00:32:56,260 --> 00:33:00,230 you engaged in a series of bureaucratic jobs 662 00:33:00,260 --> 00:33:02,420 in various federal agencies. 663 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,930 Starting with the U.S. Postal Service. 664 00:33:08,490 --> 00:33:10,580 Then, the Internal Revenue Service. 665 00:33:13,860 --> 00:33:15,760 The Security and Exchange Commission. 666 00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:20,250 And the Department of Justice, specifically 667 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:21,950 in the Witness Protection Agency. 668 00:33:21,980 --> 00:33:24,580 All right, Anthony "The Meat Grinder" Mortillaro, 669 00:33:24,610 --> 00:33:26,360 onetime hit man for the mob, 670 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:29,460 you are now Tony Jones, real estate agent. 671 00:33:29,490 --> 00:33:32,630 But after 9/11, you joined the CIA. 672 00:33:35,030 --> 00:33:36,500 Hey. 673 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,380 And then onto the Pentagon, with the Department of Defense. 674 00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:43,800 Boom goes the dynamite! 675 00:33:45,270 --> 00:33:46,180 Wait. 676 00:33:46,210 --> 00:33:47,780 Was that a wedding cake? 677 00:33:47,810 --> 00:33:49,810 Damn it! Not again. 678 00:33:51,050 --> 00:33:52,819 Well, time for lunch. 679 00:33:52,820 --> 00:33:54,550 But your longest stint 680 00:33:54,590 --> 00:33:57,350 was at the NSA, the National Security Agency. 681 00:33:57,390 --> 00:33:58,660 So you actually voted for him? 682 00:33:58,700 --> 00:34:00,930 Yeah. He's going to drain the swamp. 683 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,500 Get all those Goldman Sachs people out of the White House. 684 00:34:03,530 --> 00:34:05,970 Hey, Scully, did I ever tell you about the time 685 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,300 I found a Sasquatch footprint in the mud? 686 00:34:08,340 --> 00:34:10,840 Yeah, you did. I've heard this before. 687 00:34:10,870 --> 00:34:12,940 It was 35 years ago, about, 688 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,116 - on the banks... - It was on the banks 689 00:34:14,140 --> 00:34:16,910 - of the mighty Mogoagogo River. - Of the Mogoagogo River. 690 00:34:16,950 --> 00:34:18,410 Until about a year ago, 691 00:34:18,450 --> 00:34:21,410 when you were committed to a mental institution 692 00:34:21,450 --> 00:34:23,180 because you'd had a nervous breakdown. 693 00:34:23,220 --> 00:34:26,170 Wait... what? 694 00:34:27,010 --> 00:34:28,690 Or perhaps 695 00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:31,760 it's merely the culmination of disillusionment of a man 696 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:35,330 who simply wanted to spend his life in service of the country 697 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,660 that he loved, but began to feel tormented by the idea 698 00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:39,760 that he was betraying its very ideals. 699 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,600 And so, using information, apparently gathered 700 00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:44,840 through illegal, warrantless wiretaps, 701 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,200 you escaped into a fantasy where you imagined 702 00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:49,486 that you joined a team that still did 703 00:34:49,510 --> 00:34:53,080 fight for truth and justice. 704 00:34:56,790 --> 00:34:57,880 Or... 705 00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,960 I'm from a parallel universe, and I jumped dimensions... 706 00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:02,420 no, that's stupid. 707 00:35:02,460 --> 00:35:03,720 Right? Sorry. 708 00:35:09,230 --> 00:35:10,700 Well... 709 00:35:10,730 --> 00:35:12,800 looks like my ride is here. 710 00:35:13,940 --> 00:35:15,540 Hey, guys. 711 00:35:15,570 --> 00:35:17,700 You remember what I said last time 712 00:35:17,740 --> 00:35:19,810 about if you wanted me to come along peacefully? 713 00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:23,540 Aw, Mr. Murgatroid, it demeans all of us. 714 00:35:23,580 --> 00:35:27,180 No. No, it gives us a touch of classicism. 715 00:35:29,190 --> 00:35:30,750 So you remember how, 716 00:35:30,790 --> 00:35:32,640 crazy people used to be portrayed 717 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:34,090 as thinking they were Napoleon? 718 00:35:35,390 --> 00:35:36,890 When did that stop? 719 00:35:36,930 --> 00:35:39,190 Maybe it's another Mengele Effect, right? 720 00:35:39,230 --> 00:35:41,230 Well, take care, guys. 721 00:35:41,260 --> 00:35:42,760 Stay sane. 722 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:46,420 And, um, good luck with the rest of your cases. 723 00:35:49,370 --> 00:35:50,540 Reggie. 724 00:35:52,770 --> 00:35:56,980 Our last case together, what happened? 725 00:36:02,180 --> 00:36:04,280 We found the truth that's out there. 726 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:07,990 I'd suddenly recalled the Alien at Grenada's declaration, 727 00:36:08,020 --> 00:36:10,760 that one of his kind would return to Earth 35 years later. 728 00:36:10,790 --> 00:36:14,130 Foxy's crazy intuition of the uncanny led him to figure out 729 00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:16,130 the location of the visitation. 730 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,830 Scully drove. 731 00:36:17,870 --> 00:36:19,100 There it is! 732 00:36:27,740 --> 00:36:30,240 Is that what I think it is? 733 00:36:33,490 --> 00:36:35,660 It's the gold record. 734 00:36:36,650 --> 00:36:37,820 Yup. 735 00:36:37,850 --> 00:36:39,220 It's the Voyager. 736 00:36:39,250 --> 00:36:41,120 What's left of it. 737 00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:57,900 Greetings, Earthlings. 738 00:37:25,570 --> 00:37:29,070 I come before you as a representative 739 00:37:29,100 --> 00:37:32,200 of the Intergalactic Union of Sentient Beings 740 00:37:32,300 --> 00:37:35,180 from All Known Universes and Beyond. 741 00:37:35,210 --> 00:37:37,280 We have been observing your species 742 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,110 for many, what you call, "years." 743 00:37:40,150 --> 00:37:42,120 Our study is now complete. 744 00:37:42,150 --> 00:37:45,720 We no longer wish to have any further contact with you. 745 00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:48,760 We have returned your music sampler 746 00:37:48,790 --> 00:37:52,290 but will no longer tolerate any further efforts on your part 747 00:37:52,330 --> 00:37:54,630 to venture beyond your realm. 748 00:37:54,660 --> 00:37:56,430 We are building a wall. 749 00:37:56,670 --> 00:38:01,500 It will be a beautiful, albeit invisible, electromagnetic wall 750 00:38:01,540 --> 00:38:04,300 that will subatomically incinerate 751 00:38:04,340 --> 00:38:08,240 any probes you attempt to send beyond your solar system. 752 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:11,310 You're free to explore Uranus all you want. 753 00:38:11,350 --> 00:38:13,080 But we can't allow your kind 754 00:38:13,110 --> 00:38:15,980 to infiltrate the rest of the cosmos. 755 00:38:16,020 --> 00:38:18,750 You're not sending us your best people. 756 00:38:18,790 --> 00:38:20,150 You're bringing drugs. 757 00:38:20,190 --> 00:38:21,850 You're bringing crime. 758 00:38:21,890 --> 00:38:23,690 You're rapists. 759 00:38:23,730 --> 00:38:27,360 And some, I assume, are good people, 760 00:38:27,970 --> 00:38:29,960 but we have no choice. 761 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,260 Believe me. 762 00:38:31,300 --> 00:38:32,800 For although the rest of the galaxies 763 00:38:32,830 --> 00:38:35,770 all have their share of these same problems, 764 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,600 we fear you could infect us with the one trait 765 00:38:38,620 --> 00:38:40,610 that is unique to Earthlings. 766 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,180 You lie. 767 00:38:43,310 --> 00:38:45,660 To show there are no hard feelings, 768 00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:48,990 we've compiled a compendium of answers to any questions 769 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,010 you might still have regarding... 770 00:38:51,150 --> 00:38:53,250 anything. 771 00:39:02,740 --> 00:39:06,800 Good luck, and good riddance. 772 00:39:25,690 --> 00:39:29,320 Bing, bing, bong, bong, bing. 773 00:39:43,410 --> 00:39:45,570 So that's the truth? 774 00:39:45,610 --> 00:39:50,840 We're not alone in the universe, but nobody likes us? 775 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,420 It's okay, Mulder. 776 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,620 - There'll always be more XFiles. - No. 777 00:39:56,130 --> 00:40:00,090 They gave us all the answers to everything. 778 00:40:00,660 --> 00:40:02,520 Even Sasquatch. 779 00:40:03,430 --> 00:40:06,290 No! It's not true! 780 00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,360 It can't be. 781 00:40:12,870 --> 00:40:14,870 It's time to face the facts, guys. 782 00:40:16,370 --> 00:40:18,610 This is the end of the XFiles. 783 00:40:19,650 --> 00:40:22,240 But maybe the point wasn't to find the truth, 784 00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:24,920 but to find each other. 785 00:40:25,490 --> 00:40:28,040 For no matter where we go in our lives, 786 00:40:28,490 --> 00:40:31,020 we will always have the memories of our time together, 787 00:40:31,050 --> 00:40:32,820 and no one can take those away 788 00:40:32,850 --> 00:40:34,820 or alter them in such a way to make us doubt 789 00:40:34,850 --> 00:40:36,450 that they actually happened. 790 00:40:36,490 --> 00:40:37,540 Reggie. 791 00:40:38,430 --> 00:40:39,630 I've always... 792 00:40:39,650 --> 00:40:41,100 Shh. 793 00:40:41,860 --> 00:40:43,500 I know. 794 00:40:43,530 --> 00:40:45,430 I know. 795 00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,580 And as we now know, 796 00:40:59,940 --> 00:41:02,010 they lived happily ever after. 797 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,590 We'll be sure to come visit you, Reggie. 798 00:41:09,620 --> 00:41:11,020 No, you won't. 799 00:41:29,710 --> 00:41:31,720 Where the hell are they taking Reggie? 800 00:41:34,620 --> 00:41:36,190 Wait, what? 801 00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,620 I see you found your lost episode. 802 00:41:44,660 --> 00:41:46,730 Turns out it wasn't a Twilight Zone after all. 803 00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:50,160 It was a knockoff show called The Dusky Realm. 804 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,800 Which is now lost for the ages. 805 00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:02,140 Couldn't find anything to set it in, so I used your... 806 00:42:02,180 --> 00:42:04,910 Bigfoot impression as a mold. 807 00:42:11,180 --> 00:42:13,090 No, wait, you first. 808 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:14,790 It could be the lemonlime. 809 00:42:14,820 --> 00:42:16,230 But... yeah... 810 00:42:41,220 --> 00:42:43,250 I want to remember how it was. 811 00:42:48,340 --> 00:42:50,470 I want to remember how it all was. 812 00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:09,580 Synced and corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com